tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post3788458772544859546..comments2023-10-24T11:15:43.787-04:00Comments on Red Sox Dad: Serenity Now.Ted Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-27396851584750945512008-10-24T07:37:00.000-04:002008-10-24T07:37:00.000-04:00Bickley, I'm glad somebody else understands. And i...Bickley, I'm glad somebody else understands. And if my vote counted, it'd be April TODAY.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-72800043734905023222008-10-24T02:06:00.000-04:002008-10-24T02:06:00.000-04:00Reminds me of the time that Stephanie colored her ...Reminds me of the time that Stephanie colored her whole TV screen purple with a purple marker. I'll admit that this was infinitely easier to clean off than an entire wall.<BR/><BR/>She also colored her entire body with a green marker once. Including her tongue. Yeah, her tongue. Bleah. Said she wanted to be a clown. <BR/><BR/>I lost count of how many times we took markers away from her. <BR/><BR/>I definitely feel your pain, my friend. And I've had to go shut myself in the bathroom at times to keep from hurting a child. I think that most of the people in this world who don't believe in spanking never had a child.<BR/><BR/>Heh. And good luck with that "Non-marriage" pact. <BR/><BR/>Can it be April tomorrow???Bickleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14050529176527358650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-14521740145985636132008-10-22T21:30:00.000-04:002008-10-22T21:30:00.000-04:00Krystle, apparently so. And didn't I mention it? M...Krystle, apparently so. And didn't I mention it? My kids don't ever get to leave home; they have to stay with me forever. ;) <BR/><BR/>At least Ciera; we've got a pact. She won't get married if I'll buy her High School Musical 3 when it comes out on DVD. She's only 10 but I'm holding her to it.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-51689917585661240812008-10-22T20:56:00.000-04:002008-10-22T20:56:00.000-04:00Was Sunday a piss off parents day? Sounds it. Just...Was Sunday a piss off parents day? Sounds it. Just remember Ted, almost 18 years from now, they'll be off to college...or the circus...either way, they're gone.<BR/><BR/>I can tell you the story what my roommate has done. I can make your kids look like innocent angels.Krystle [RSO]https://www.blogger.com/profile/16203459887359847606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-32886101792423279572008-10-22T20:01:00.000-04:002008-10-22T20:01:00.000-04:00Tex, why didn't you warn me about all this? ;) Art...Tex, why didn't you warn me about all this? ;) Artist, property defacer; they both fit.<BR/><BR/>Stacy, do you now see Jared was actually calm? ;)Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-88194802241640907682008-10-22T17:06:00.000-04:002008-10-22T17:06:00.000-04:00Oh. My. Word.Keith was asking me about this and I ...Oh. My. Word.<BR/>Keith was asking me about this and I hadn't heard the gory details yet.<BR/>I'm surprised I couldn't hear you screaming from my house. :)<BR/>Hang in there; I'm sure he'll grow up to be a fine, upstanding citizen.<BR/>That, or he'll be kicked out of kindergarten.Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02207168538397481758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-31146146692760716172008-10-22T13:48:00.000-04:002008-10-22T13:48:00.000-04:00I was about to just quip that you just have a budd...I was about to just quip that you just have a budding artist on your hands....<BR/><BR/>Ted: Why did you take a knife and cut the chair?<BR/>Rakes: ::shrugs shoulders:: I dunno<BR/>Ted: you HAVE to know...what were you thinking??<BR/>Rakes: ::shrugs shoulders:: I dunno<BR/>Ted: What am I going to do with you? <BR/>Rakes: ::shrugs shoulders:: I dunno<BR/><BR/>Does that capture it? Been there. Done That. Got the Tshirt. a zillion times.Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-91621022545958627292008-10-22T11:11:00.000-04:002008-10-22T11:11:00.000-04:00It's good to know I'm not the only one raising a f...It's good to know I'm not the only one raising a future delinquent, Redbeard! ;)<BR/><BR/>Kids are kids, and Sierra is still at that age where she may not know better. Rakes is almost five; little sucker knew EXACTLY what he was doing. Keep the Fair, man; it gets better.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-85127499272741007792008-10-22T09:19:00.000-04:002008-10-22T09:19:00.000-04:00Hey Ted, you too? I was very upset at Sierra Sunda...Hey Ted, you too? I was very upset at Sierra Sunday as well, she was using pen to write on the walls when I wasn't looking. Also, that same day, when I was putting groceries away and Jess was doing whatever (I thought she was watching Sierra while I was busy), Sierra was in the bathroom putting garbage, washcloths, a tube of toothpaste and other assorted objects in the toilet. I was very angry with her, which led to an argument between me and Jess. It wasn't pretty.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-51593214878423755382008-10-22T07:27:00.000-04:002008-10-22T07:27:00.000-04:00Sorry, I'm not taking advice from a pyromaniac. ;)...Sorry, I'm not taking advice from a pyromaniac. ;) And I realize I'm a hopeless cause.<BR/><BR/>And I hear you on market.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-40950659554008306882008-10-21T23:03:00.000-04:002008-10-21T23:03:00.000-04:00Bro, that is too much. Mom told Amanda about it S...Bro, that is too much. Mom told Amanda about it Sunday, but I couldn't get you to answer the phone yesterday to talk! Remember: I once poured oil all over a brand new coat mom bought me, and I also tried using hairspray and a lighter to make a flamethrower in a barn full of hay!!! Rakes will be fine.<BR/><BR/>You, on the other hand...<BR/><BR/>And no, I do not miss market. But I do miss hanging with my bro and bro-in-law.Tree Newthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934915309499354316noreply@blogger.com