tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post481654254708393073..comments2023-10-24T11:15:43.787-04:00Comments on Red Sox Dad: SympathyTed Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-828869475505161332007-09-20T22:20:00.000-04:002007-09-20T22:20:00.000-04:00Deal Christine!I'm like you: I usually hate off da...Deal Christine!<BR/><BR/>I'm like you: I usually hate off days like the plague, but today has been nice: it's good to take a break every now and then.<BR/><BR/>Watched Kitchen Nightmares earlier, and I'm now watching Prison Break online.<BR/><BR/>I love the internets.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-36861950473040194862007-09-20T22:07:00.000-04:002007-09-20T22:07:00.000-04:00Evening Everyone...Hope all is well, and everyone ...Evening Everyone...<BR/><BR/>Hope all is well, and everyone is enjoying this off day-one good thing about it..The Sox can't lose if they dont play...<BR/><BR/>They had better sweep tampa bay this weekend, and the Yankees has betwte start losing...<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your concern Ted, I appeaciate it..<BR/><BR/>And If I get to the Tobin Bridge 1st, I'll save you a spote, K?<BR/><BR/>Go Sox!Christine E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13621098784544164333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-51779137514625435852007-09-20T21:50:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:50:00.000-04:00//Well look here I have heckle and jeckle on at th...//Well look here I have heckle and jeckle on at the same time!//<BR/><BR/>what the heck does jeckle mean?????KAYLEEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15482455511208786156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-84739308926422035632007-09-20T21:42:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:42:00.000-04:00He may already be there: his next big announcement...He may already be there: his next big announcement is that he is moving the brood into some hippie commune where they'll all farm the vegatable garden together and sing Peter, Paul, and Mary songs 'round the campfire.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-1343885558854003712007-09-20T21:31:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:31:00.000-04:00IS he getting ready to start making his own clothe...IS he getting ready to start making his own clothes from hemp next??Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-21362717325553990582007-09-20T21:26:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:26:00.000-04:00Probably just heckle: jeckle is having Mule Days i...Probably just heckle: jeckle is having Mule Days invade his town.<BR/><BR/>He has horses in the vacant lot next door.<BR/><BR/>I kid you not.<BR/><BR/>Horses.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-40078289057461306752007-09-20T21:23:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:23:00.000-04:00Well look here I have heckle and jeckle on at the ...Well look here I have heckle and jeckle on at the same time!Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-76741656271695595372007-09-20T21:14:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:14:00.000-04:00Tex,You just got POWNED.LOL Bub!!!Tex,<BR/><BR/>You just got POWNED.<BR/><BR/>LOL Bub!!!Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-8629778565695839972007-09-20T21:12:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:12:00.000-04:00Ouch!Ouch!Tree Newthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934915309499354316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-85659444741799095182007-09-20T21:11:00.000-04:002007-09-20T21:11:00.000-04:00This should just about end this joke thing. When L...This should just about end this joke thing.<BR/><BR/><BR/> When LBJ died and went to heaven (that's how you know this is a joke) he refused to go through the pearly gates until the boss came out and answered a question.... The boss comes out. LBJ says: "I want to know one thing, and I want to know it right now. Why wasn't Jesus Christ born a Texan? The world would have been a much better place if Jesus Christ had been a Texan. God said (try this with a yiddish accent): "Lyndon, Lyndon, Lyndon. What can I tell you? Texas was our first choice. But we couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!"Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-46583102711606286412007-09-20T17:28:00.000-04:002007-09-20T17:28:00.000-04:00Stacy, I'm pretty sure she will keep blasting the ...Stacy, I'm pretty sure she will keep blasting the Okies: she's from Texas if you didn't know. ;)Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-36984499388491524232007-09-20T16:43:00.000-04:002007-09-20T16:43:00.000-04:00Sorry the boys are slumping. Keep the faith; it ai...Sorry the boys are slumping. Keep the faith; it ain't over.<BR/><BR/>Great jokes, Tex. Just remember, there's lots of former Okies on here, too, so be kind. :)Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02207168538397481758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-70896167418750790172007-09-20T09:20:00.000-04:002007-09-20T09:20:00.000-04:00Bub, have fun fleecing the rich old ladies today.A...Bub, have fun fleecing the rich old ladies today.<BR/><BR/>Another good one Tex. Glad you changed that to the Sooners: Scotty was a little too comfortable with the OSU jokes.<BR/><BR/>Becks, I need this day off from baseball: I'm too old and too busy with these kids to get myself as worked up as I have this week. It'll be good for the soul. I think JET posted it this morning, but it appears Sox management is making sure we are ready for a playoff run, regardless of whether it's the division or the Wild Card.<BR/><BR/>My team will make the playoffs and upper management is doing everything it can to win it all: when you think about it, that's not such a bad thing.<BR/><BR/>Denise: I think running is in your best interest, at least for today!Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-33021866854300791562007-09-20T08:39:00.000-04:002007-09-20T08:39:00.000-04:00Y'all are nutty! Love the jokes especially Scott's...Y'all are nutty! Love the jokes especially Scott's. I'm sorry that the Jay's won but the Jay's are all Canada's got so with all due respect, "How about them Jays?"<BR/><BR/>I'd write more but I better run!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-36885027880781592702007-09-20T08:36:00.000-04:002007-09-20T08:36:00.000-04:00Expectations are a brutal thing. After spending tw...Expectations are a brutal thing. After spending two days with a clenched jaw and a splitting headache, ready to snap at anyone who looked at me, I surrendered to: "Well, at least our boys will be in the playoffs."<BR/><BR/>I think I feel better, so long as I don't see a MFY uni. I know I play into the stereotypes of the rivalry, but they make my skin crawl.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your day 'off', everyone.beckpersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03714713068583512270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-61147509782227281932007-09-20T08:33:00.000-04:002007-09-20T08:33:00.000-04:00How can you tell if a Sooner is a married man? The...How can you tell if a Sooner is a married man? <BR/><BR/><BR/>There's tobacco juice running down both doors of his pickup<BR/><BR/>How do you starve a Sooner? <BR/><BR/><BR/>Hide the food stamps under the soap.Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-14327403304883718912007-09-20T08:25:00.000-04:002007-09-20T08:25:00.000-04:00Now that Tex is funny. I will use that on my Poke ...Now that Tex is funny. I will use that on my Poke friends.<BR/><BR/> Jr I wonder how things are hanging over at the perch?Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-68856763136679715232007-09-20T07:41:00.000-04:002007-09-20T07:41:00.000-04:00Tex:NICE! That was funny! Now, Scotty is a Sooner ...Tex:<BR/><BR/>NICE! That was funny! Now, Scotty is a Sooner fan, so it won't get him too bad, but my sister Sheri is a pokes fan: this would get her good.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-61594128691311333432007-09-20T07:26:00.000-04:002007-09-20T07:26:00.000-04:00Tex, THAT was a good one!Tex, THAT was a good one!Tree Newthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934915309499354316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-30725182644572464282007-09-20T00:29:00.000-04:002007-09-20T00:29:00.000-04:00A southern Oklahoma farmer dies and, being a heath...A southern Oklahoma farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there, its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.<BR/><BR/>He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in southern Oklahoma. I like it."<BR/><BR/>Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100F and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all."<BR/><BR/>Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the southern Oklahoma farmer still resting.<BR/><BR/>"Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good, the hotter the better."<BR/><BR/>In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.<BR/><BR/>The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy.<BR/><BR/>"Oklahoma State University WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!”Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06662266315215108085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-62049367708053770642007-09-20T00:07:00.000-04:002007-09-20T00:07:00.000-04:00I don't know: the boy won't answer his phone.And I...I don't know: the boy won't answer his phone.<BR/><BR/>And I have GOT to go to bed.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-77499620404539608902007-09-20T00:06:00.000-04:002007-09-20T00:06:00.000-04:00Guys, fill me in. I got Ted's message, but have n...Guys, fill me in. I got Ted's message, but have no clue what is up at the Perch.Tree Newthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934915309499354316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-63855264369682992512007-09-20T00:05:00.000-04:002007-09-20T00:05:00.000-04:00WhAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER AT THE PERCH?WhAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER AT THE PERCH?Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-28209205976991975532007-09-20T00:02:00.000-04:002007-09-20T00:02:00.000-04:00Good one Bub.How about this?In honor of "Talk like...Good one Bub.<BR/><BR/>How about this?<BR/><BR/>In honor of "Talk like a Pirate Day".<BR/><BR/>Why do Pirate's love Jessica Beil?<BR/><BR/>Because they love their BOOTY!<BR/><BR/>Lame, I know.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574766998157088542.post-55502549481930766752007-09-19T23:59:00.000-04:002007-09-19T23:59:00.000-04:00In honour of Teds sports boycott and Tex renewing ...In honour of Teds sports boycott and Tex renewing our friendship. I bring you a Texas joke.<BR/><BR/><BR/> A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the bartender. The Texan replies, "About what?"Sonya@Beyond the Screen Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11205758136121070729noreply@blogger.com