Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Day 3 of the Red Sox Off Season

I've been thinking.

I think I want to be one of these.

You get to wear a cowboy hat, paint your face like the Road Warriors, and slap bulls in the face.

As a bonus? You get paid for it!

There is no way I'm gonna make it until pitchers and catchers report.

4 comments:

  1. i wont make it if i have to keep hearing ridiculous trade offers from fans who overvalue our guys (papelbon for adrian gonzalez. yep, that will happen. or ramrod and mdc for a young power bat. shoot me. just shoot me now)

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  2. If that's a rodeo clown, you also get the chance to have a bull skewer you gibleys. Might want to rethink that.

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  3. John, there are negatives to every job. ;)

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