Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Too Much Free Time and I'm Toast

It's 10:30 pm on Wednesday night and I'm currently watching Steven Segal's "Reality Show" on A & E, instant messaging Jr on Facebook, and running 347 trade scenarios around in my feeble mind about how the Red Sox can 1. Land Roy Halladay 2. Somehow get Adrian Gonzalez from the Padres and 3. Justify switching Pedroia to SS, if only for the satisfaction of watching him trash talk Jeter at Spring Training 2011 about how he won the Gold Glove instead of him.

Hi. My name is Ted and I'm a basebalaholic.

Is there a 12 step program available for this yet?
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8 comments:

  1. TexDecember 2, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Step 1: Attend Truck Day
    Step 2: Meet Truck in Florida for arrival
    Step 3: Watch P&C
    Step 4: Go to ST games
    Step 5: Attend ST Palooza
    Step 6: Book Boston Trip
    Step 7: Buy game tickets
    Step 8: Watch games till trip
    Step 9: Take trip
    Step 10: Attend games, get autographs, drink weakwaters,
    Step 11: Repeat Step 10
    Step 12: Go home and watch rest of season games on tv

    and an added Step 13: Attend WS game or parade

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  2. Ted DDecember 3, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Tex, that sounds perfect. You need to start your career as a baseballaholic councilor ASAP.

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  3. Rich in the GarageDecember 3, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Step 1 - Get Beer
    Step 2 - Drink Beer
    Step 3 - Watch Baseball
    Step 4 - Drink Beer
    Step 5 - Watch Baseball
    Step 6 - Drink Beer
    Step 7 - Watch Baseball
    Step 8 - Drink Beer
    Step 9 - Watch Baseball
    Step 10 - Drink Beer
    Step 11 - Watch Baseball
    Step 12 - Drink Beer

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  4. Ted DDecember 3, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Jr, you may need an actual 12 step program.

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  5. Nichole MDecember 3, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    There may be a 12 step program, but why on earth would you want one? (Isn't step one realizing you have a problem? *I* certainly don't have a problem. And I think you're just fine.)

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  6. Rich in the GarageDecember 3, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    And dont worry there's a ramp for your rascal scooter old guy.

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  7. Rich in the GarageDecember 3, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    It was a 5 step program until they met me. Now it looks like the steps Rocky's statue is at the top of.

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  8. Ted DDecember 3, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    Thanks, Nichole. Seeing as how you're a fan too I'm not sure how credible your endorsement really is. ;)

    One of these days, Jr. One of these days...... bang, zoom to the moon.

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