But it's as close to it as I've found.
Yeah, they're in a massive tailspin right now. And yeah, it'd be nice to have the Wild Card locked up, setting up the post-season rotation. And the thought of facing Verlander twice if they can stumble to the finish and make the playoffs isn't exactly heart warming.
But for one night in Boston, sitting next to friends and listening to the sounds of Baseball's Cathedral?
All was right with the world.