"What in God's name did you just do?"
This is a kid who I caught jumping from the landing at the top of our stairs onto the couch last week, a kid who would play frogger on the Interstate, and so far in his 5 years on earth has shown exactly zero fear of anything.
So naturally I take off the two things keeping him from being the 21st century version of Evel Kenevil.
I fully expect a ramp 8 feet high to be built and sitting in my driveway by Wednesday.
If I'm lucky.