*Picture from the Boston Globe*This picture concerns me on several different levels: Crazy Julian mauling poor little Daisuke is bad enough, but Wily Mo's thousand yard stare makes me wonder if a serial killer lurks below.
Erik Hinske has a very strange look on his face, much like a man getting ready to snap someones arm off. I have no idea what Dougie is clapping for. Maybe the man love going on next to him?
What bothers me the most, however, is Matsuzaka seemingly copping a feel of Julian's rear end. What does it mean? Is this a show of affection in Japan, or is he just so shocked another man is hugging him in this way that he reacts the way he would if that were his wife? Does Julian realize there are over 36,000 people watching him deflower our newest star pitcher? If so, do you really think he cares?
I love this team. From the serious guys like Drew, Lowell, and Tek, to the semi-odd balls like Daisuke, Papi, and Crisp, to the outright nut jobs like Manny and Julian. They are gonna make 162 games go by in a wink of the eye.
By the way, have I mentioned how much I hate rain-induced "postponed games"?
Bad enough to deal with a 1 hit loss, now I've gotta wait until tomorrow to get my fix.
181 comments:
I love that post and the picture ted...DOnt ask my mother what you asked her on my blog she will listen to it!:D
//Does Julian realize there are over 36,000 people watching him deflower our newest star pitcher? If so, do you really think he cares?//
I can answer that with two letters NO,NO,NO,no, and no!
Kaylee,
I think the Good Lord has sent you my way to prepare me for when my own daughter becomes a teenager.
I can tell already I'll need to get a prescription from my Doctor!
And you gotta love Julian: my man is OUT there.
Haha TED maybe he has:D
//And you gotta love Julian: my man is OUT there.//
DONT TOUCH HIM AND MUNCKIN ARE MINE!and of course tek as every woman likes him:-P
I am so tired I want to go to bed but.............
Hello Folks, Hank and Earl here! We met the nicest little old ladies the other day. They go by the name of the chicklets. They told us about your little old site. WE feel like we already know you.
Sorry about the rain delay we know how much the sox mean to you. If we are ever up your way we would love to pop in.
Okay is hank and earl the same people? This is getting scary TEX dont grow on them too!
Oh for Pete's sake.
Frank and Earl and Myrtle and Mildred.
Would you all just GET A ROOM?!
PS, you ain't fooling anyone. I KNOW who you are.
See, torture is a effective weapon people. If you would watch 24 you'd know this.
I second that TED its hank by the way if you can read TED!
//See, torture is a effective weapon people. If you would watch 24 you'd know this.//
I tried watching it once and hated it....its not a kids show!
Earl here, Ted you seem to be one mixed up fella!I think you might need to seek some medical help or a swig of Hanks white lightning!
TED...your Family CRACKS me UP!!!! and people talk about ME??? if half of the SG crowd were to venture over here....they may revoke your SG membership!!!
Frank and EARL!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
//half of the SG crowd were to venture over here....they may revoke your SG membership!!!//
You mean like they did to me?!
kaylee you're not revoked..are you??
Hey there Tex, you sound like a gal right up our alley! Kaylees to young and Ted is wound to tight. Maybe if we are ever playen down your way we will look you up.
I dont kno TEX!I meant it as a joke but now I am starting to wonder!
//Kaylees to young//
I aint too young for anybody I will take you teo out in 2 seconds be careful:-)
Frank and Earl...I'd be quite honored to have ya over for some pickin and grinnin. You bring the banjo and Ill cook up the fiddles
teo= two I cant I am spelling challenged!
? Teo is that like that kung Fu stuff?
Tex , ya better rest up we can be a handful!
as I said hank and Earl I cant spell i never will be able too!
//Tex , ya better rest up we can be a handful!//
I can be more of a handful TEX! you are lucky I aint your child:D
hank and earl...apparently you dont know me that well. I AM TWO handfuls...and have been known to keep even a gator in line
hank and earl:ARE YA GUYS COWBOYS? you talk like it!
kaylee, I had a son...who still is a handful...I was the handful for my mom...so i doubt you'd phase me
Well folks we have to go. We have to pickup the Chicklets, theys flyin back in town tonight.Been to NC on a bingo tournament. We might take a shot of geritol and trip the light fandango tonight.
Ted , be very quiet, hear that. Its the sound of gerbal in his cage. Round and round and going nowhere!!!
//kaylee, I had a son...who still is a handful...I was the handful for my mom...so i doubt you'd phase me //
YA WANT ME TEX? my mom will give me to ya!
kaylee what part of I have ONE SON dont you understand??
Im heading to bed...long day tomorrow...
hank and earl may want to adopt ya kaylee...
//Its the sound of gerbal in his cage. Round and round and going nowhere!!!//
I AM RUNNING I HATE GERBILS!dont ever mention those again:)
Id go with Hank and EARL if they want me?!
It's official: My family is certifiable.
Hank and Earl, Mildred and Myrtle, Scott and ? Just one more question, if I may sir:
I got you NAILED Chicklets: just waiting to drop the hammer.
Tex and Kaylee, you 2 could go on tour as a stand up act!
Headed to the zoo with Ciera, Rakes, and Angie. I'll have some pictures up later on our trip.
Pray for me: Rakes, lots of walking, and tons of people. ;)
I can't believe I missed all of this! Freakin' 220 electrical wire!!!!
I think I've played guitar wuth Hank and Earl before. Weren't you two at Merlefest last year?
Bet your bottom dollar Ted! I think you need to get Angela Lansbury on the Chicklets/H&E mystery lol. Have fun at the zoo!
You are too funny Ted....I think you need to get out more...that analysis of the photo required far too much thought....LOL
Hopefuly the fix is coming tonight...:-)
Hope you are well...
Happy Friday, Everyone--Go Sox!
Mattie, I coulda used you last night! Get your house fixed so you can join the nuthouse.
Carol, of all the blogs in all the world, the octagenerians pick mine to visit! We had a blast at the zoo, lots of walking and tons of people. Rakes was fascinated with the Polar bears: just getting to spend some time with them and it not be so crazy was nice.
Hi Christine! Glad I could bring a chuckle to you: I don't do well with rainouts! Hopefully, tonight is a go, but I have not checked the forcast yet: I'm scared of what it'll say!
Carol and Christine, don't let my lunatic family run you off: we just sound crazy! They all are actually pretty normal: Tex and Kaylee, I'm not worried about you 2. In fact, Tex, you know you are already an honorary member as my surrogate big sis!
and Ted...Im the sane one.
Hey Tex! And yes, it appears you are the sane one. Who would have guessed that back in December when I started this blog? ;)
forget about the sane one i am the insane one
//Tex and Kaylee, you 2 could go on tour as a stand up act!//
Id go on tour with Hank and earl before I went on tour with TEX she is too much like my mother:)
and tex and TED dont give my mother any more ideas on my blog she is already controlling my sugar/caffeine intake thanks to you guys:-)
Earl here folks, Got good news and bad news! Hank and I just got a call we have been asked to be the opening act for something called Twisted Sister Reunion tour?
We couldn't be happier than two goats at a grass eating competition! I sure hope them boys know The Orange Blossum Special!
Bads news we wont be able to keep playin this little game with you good people. Tex sure hope you can catch our show if we come to your town. Kaylee look us up when your turn twentyone. Mr newt, sorry we never got the plesure.
Ted what can we say but, see you in the funny pages!!!
hank and earl ya should fit right in with oatbran...with feeling like goats eating grass...of course unless you're talking about Willie's kind of grass
//Kaylee look us up when your turn twentyone//
I make sure you guys are first in my list hank and earl!
kaylee I cant help it..Im a MOM first then a blogger
i know tex but you could be different than my mom!
different?? like cut you slack?? :)
Yeah thats a start TEX!
I'm just shaking my head.
H&E, enjoy the road: I hear Dee Snider throws a 'bitchin party on the road.
Tex, keep after her: I've given up! :)
Mostly cloudy tonight and tomorrow in Boston, so we get baseball, at least for the next 2 days!
WHOOOOOOOOT!
//Tex, keep after her: I've given up! :)//
That easy? What are you a man?You men are too much for me!
Kaylee,
It's not a matter of giving up: I have 3 young children living with me at home: I'm too tired!
Tex on the other hand......
okay I get it now i guess I could leave its that what you want:)
Kaylee,
Would never want that: just saying I'm to tired fussing at my own to fuss at you too.
I'll let Tex do that!
Oh me Ted, where to start. Our time with you has been just to short.
I see you have met Hank and Earl, we hope it was ok to invite them over! Guess what, their good fortune has been passed on to us.
Those nice young men in Twisted Sister called and asked us to be back up dancer!!!!
Myrtle has gone to get some bunyon pad's. I hope we get to do the Foxtrot, thats our favorite.
As for your deep concern over our identity. We sure hate to see you working your sweet little pea picken brain so hard.
We will try and stay in touch but we will no doubt be danceing our groove thang all summer long!
We would love to try and meet you and , what's his name.Oh Fig newton in Baltimore for that Bird watching convention.
Give our love to those sweet triplets of yours, love the Chicklets
Okay leave me with her? I can handle her anyday!
Oh we are all so sad you chicklets are leaving us:)
Oh my!
I come in from a hard day out in the ANTI-GLOBAL WARMING. If I could find a treehugger I would use him for campfire kindle,and what has happened.
Hank and Earl have hit the big time and taken the Chicklets with them!
And just when the stumbling bumbling INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU was about to unveil their true identity!
DRATS FOILED AGAIN!
Well I for one know my life has been enriched by their short time with us I just hope the rest of you feel the same.
At least Ted will be able to rest at night now.
MAYBE THEY WILL MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS ON THE ROAD! WE CAN ONLY HOPE SO!!!
//Well I for one know my life has been enriched by their short time with us I just hope the rest of you feel the same.//
Mine to at least I know someone is dumber than me:-)
Mine to at least I know someone is dumber than me:-)
HMM, does that make you smart or tell us all something we already knew!
SCOTT you are messing with the wrong person tonight:)
So you are the person with multi personalities!
No worries Ted--crazy people don't scare me--just normal ones....:-)
The chicklets sound so nice--and it seems they have found some friends! ;-)
Currently up 2-1 in the bottom of the 6th..Whooo Hoo!
Go Sox!
christine...you DO know the chicklets and pickin and grinnin are imposters?
//So you are the person with multi personalities!//
I got many personalities scott TRUST me you havent seen all of them:-)
christine...you DO know the chicklets and pickin and grinnin are imposters?
Oh no Tex, you are not going to pick up where Ted left off are you?
//Oh no Tex, you are not going to pick up where Ted left off are you?//
no shes here to keep me sane that the job ted gave her:D
noww that EARL/HANK and the chicklets left can we not have any more imposters come?
of course for all I know you all are "imposters" to me:-)
well shoot, I have a few extra min. I will take the 9:07 to9:10 shift
//well shoot, I have a few extra min. I will take the 9:07 to9:10 shift//
IS that directed toward me?
Scotty,
I'm sad to see the Chicklets and Hank and Earl leave: funny thing about their timing though.
I GOT you Bub: you and your crew. See, when you involve others in your plans, it unravels quickly. Gotta keep the number of people involved in a con low Scotty. Leaks sink ships. Give it up Bub: I nailed you and your crew to the wall.
Christine, glad you are not scared away: they are harmless.10-1 win for the Sox tonight, and Wake pitched great again.
Also good to see Timlin get a 1/2/3 inning, even if the first 2 balls were hit on the nose but were caught.
Tex: Yep, I kinda figured..:-D
Kaylee: You got multiple personalities TOO? LOL
And WHAT about that 8th inning! Loved it!
And Timlim did not even screw up in the 9th..Whooo Hooo!
And someday, I hope to be as famous as Ted and have 60+ comments on my blog...LOL
If the handcuffs fit wear them.
Kaylee I watch Dateline, I sometimes wonder if you really are a 15 yr girl baseball fan whiz kid!!
Christine, the key is not to be famous: the key is have a family full of whackjobs, a surrogate big sister in Tex, a talkative 15 year old, and the occasional normal soul such as you and Carol all visit at once!
Scotty, was that an admission of guilt? 'Cause you know you are busted. :)
Sick and sad ramblings of deranged confused man. Rakes did you leave your Daddy at the zoo today and bring home a jackass by mistake!! HA HA HA
//and Wake pitched great again.//
Man I hate to hear that!I dont alike him!
Christine-thats right you havent seen the scary and evil one yet either:D
//Kaylee I watch Dateline, I sometimes wonder if you really are a 15 yr girl baseball fan whiz kid!!//
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM LIEING AND AM SOME 40 year women SCOTT?!
//and bring home a jackass by mistake!! HA HA HA//
dont be cussing here....haha
Thats not cussing, thats family talk for a donkey
Kaylee,
Please explain why you don't like Wakefield? Most tenure with the team, eats up innings, does incredible charity work, has pitched awesome this year, does anything the team asks him too, and is universally loved by his teamates?
Scott: you want me to blow the whole conspiracy wide open right now? I will if you give the go ahead!
I know but....I got suspended from school for calling another kid that the other day:D
jackass by mistake.....LOL
Ted: Is he always this defenseive when he get caught impersonating strange old people?
Normal? Not by a long shot...LOL
No Kaylee I think you are a 40yr old undercover police officer
Holy yipers that picture scares me christine....TED i will get back to you on the explanation I gotta come up with a good reason NOW LOL:-)
//No Kaylee I think you are a 40yr old undercover police officer//
haha SCOTT now you got my sister thinking I am a freak cause I just ran around the house laughing do hard.I could be one you never know!:-)
Scott,I aint saying what I really am I will let you guess that
::now ted dont so detective work on that too::
Christine,
He's been this way since I've known him: it's a good thing he had the good fortune to marry my sister, otherwise I don't know what would have become of him.
Kaylee,
It's a picture of Fenway Park: what could scare you about that?
Why does the picture scare you Kaylee? It's a picture I took of the outside of Fenway!
Your goofy....;-)
Wow, if your a 40 year old cop impersonating a 15 year old girl, you haev mee fooled....LOL
Oh sweet ,unsuspecting Christine.I am the normal relaxed easy going one. just think of me as the treadmill that Ted never uses unless I trick him into getting his heartrate up!
it looked like a jail to me at first thats what scared me:D
Scott,
You have bismirched my good name for the last time!
Christine does not know what a nutjob you are: just let it lie!
Inspector Clouseau, maybe you should be questioning if Kaylee really lived in Boston if she thinks that pic was of a jail?
hey now scott I did but,that just dont alook alike fenway to me!
It just keeps getting better: Carl Pavano has been scratched from his start tomorrow with, I think, a tender arm. So as of right now, they have 38 year old Andy Pettitte and pray for rain.
This is too good: Wang, Mussina, and Pavano are dinged up. Andy was pitching relief the other day, and their top prospect got roughed up today.
Remind me to send them a sympathy card the first of never.
Well, Scott, your theory about Kaylee just went out the window--Prisons scare her! (even if they do look like Fenway Park..LOL)
And no one has called me sweet since....since......uh....give me a minute....;-)
No worries, Ted, I have a pretty good idea about the sanity level of you and yours...and I definitely think you're in a higher bracket...:-)
Hmm... you mention Inspector Clousou and so did Hank and Earl:
Coincidence?
I think not.
You have bismirched . HEHE thats funny, makes me want to say marbles.
//your theory about Kaylee just went out the window--Prisons scare her! (even if they do look like Fenway Park..LOL)//
I AM NOT AFRAID I JUST THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO GO TO ONE:D
Nice try, that was me 48 comments ago.
YOU are busting someone over spelling issues?
::pulling out my best Fred Sanford::
This is it Elizabeth: it's the big one. I'm coming home!
scott do you want to be known as an imposter?
Im ready for greener pastures! BUT all you have are ramblings of a tortured suspect. Who I bet would say anything to get you back in your lazyboy!
TED WHERE is your zoo post? I am getting anxious here!
Kaylee, do you want to be known as a potty mouth!
I'm working on it Kaylee: and my daughter reads this thing, so watch the F Bombs OK?
SPEAKING of Lazyboys I need one of those:D I am older than you think thats all I am saying though!
oh okay i am sorry I was not aware we got 8 year olds reading this blog:D
//Kaylee, do you want to be known as a potty mouth!//
ALREADY AM alittle late for that:D
YEs Kaylee and remember J A is a bible term!
okay i will but i am never using it ever again!
Kaylee, I post pictures of her here: she wants to read about it.
Freaking, Fricking, etc.. are all acceptable. The blog is named Red Sox Dad after all. :)
Ok Kaylee, lets help you. Pretend you are on a job interview and I will tell you if I would hire you.
WHERE IS CORN MEAL?
This whole working on the house thing is getting ridiculous.
Ted we are at 111 comments where are Tex and the Dog Whisperer we might set a new record.
yeah kaylee if I have to talk nice so do you
Scotty,
Ask and you shall recieve: no one has to talk nice: just know my baby girl can read, knows how to use a computer better than her Dad does, and anything PG 13 here gets thrown in the trash: no harm, no foul.
Tex, what a game, huh? You digging the DirecTV? And did you try channel 732?
I may get divorced over it, but it just may well be worth it!
//Ok Kaylee, lets help you. Pretend you are on a job interview and I will tell you if I would hire you.//
ask away what you wanna know?
tex you have a bad mouth too so dont be talkinng bout mine
well kaylee posts half of them...i think she gets reimbursments from blogger
Oh yea the gangs all here, " tears began to fall" except for .I just can't bear to say their names.
hey tex i am aware about that.
Tex, you are right. If not for Kaylee and her loyal support, I'd be swimming with the fishes.
Kaylee, don't take me wrong: I love having you post here: just watch the language because Ciera does read this.
Post away: just give us the PG version! ;)
i think we have a record setting posting number.
DirecTV Rocks and 732 is The Bomb!
good thing I have a job....only reason ill get out of the house.
somehow I dont think divorce will happen...your the directv box will go before you do :)
Oat Bran needs to realize he is 31, not 81 and does not have to go to bed at 9:00 every night.
10-1 Sox. Can't beat it. Hopefully my FOX affiliate sacks up and we get the game tomorrow, since Sunday and Monday look dicey to say the least.
Ted on my honor, I promise you will never blog ALONE if I have anything to say about it . I've got your back little buddy!!
Tex,
You don't realize the depths of my obsession: luckily I don't do anything else: golf, hit the bars, etc.. so Angie puts up with losing the TV for 6 months a year.
732 IS awesome!
maybe Oatbran knows that he'll live to see 81 if he goes to bed at 9pm
he's ONLY 31????!!!!! Jeeeeeeez....Im gonna be babysitting at Camden?? with C and Matty...
Bub,
I would not expect anything less: besides, where can you get a captive audience like this for free?!
ya know Im not sure if I could date a guy who doesnt like baseball...i mean I just would choose a game over going out with them....
okay i can live with the pg version of myself:)
So, the Chicklets have bowed out before they got tabbed, eh? Convenient, isn't it?
I think Scotty has been left out in the rain for too long...I think he's losing it.
Yeah Tex, he's young.
However, he acts much older than me if that's any consolation!
//ya know Im not sure if I could date a guy who doesnt like baseball...i mean I just would choose a game over going out with them....//
thays me too altjhough i tend to go for the yankees fans:)
LOOK OUT!
Bran Muffin is in the hizzouse!
He may be in bed but he is no electrician. I bet garage doors are going up and down for miles around!
I'm thirty two, brother. Can't you add?
So Matt is going to be the responsible one then???
whewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ain't no garage doors down here, Bub. Just carports. Yee-haw.
kaylee, one of the guys i date is from Mass...the other one is here and is a Stros fan...but loves baseball
no i can add better than him Oat bran!YOU RED SOX FANS are too good for me:D
Tex, I've ALWAYS been the responsible one. Oh, the stories I could tell.
Oh hello bran muff,
Kaylee please go wakeup your mother and let her type for you please!
How are you 32? I'm 36, you were born...
Oh yeah: Dude. You are OLD.
HAHAHAHAHA
A STROS FAN HATE EM they r from texas right?
Matt....you heard of that saying
"what happens in XXX stays in XXX"
//Kaylee please go wakeup your mother and let her type for you please!//
Why? scott: you got sumthing to tell her?
Take off your socks so you can count past 10, bro.
Mattie,
Be Careful here: I've got stories of my own: remember, what happened in Ted's world STAYS in Ted's world!
my mom would not like that too much scott.
Corn Meal,
I'm just giddy from the Sox big win tonight.
What are you still doing up? Don't you have trees to hug early in the morning?
If this keeps up, I'll get to my zoo post sometime tomorrow: you all are KILLING me!
Yeah, you got stories, but I've got freaking Hemingway novels on you, brotha!
I've been nailing down baseboard, caulking moulding, and hanging mini-blinds all freaking day...I NEED A VACATION!!!!!
Little Brother,
I've FORGOTTEN more stories about you that you could have on me!
so Matty...wheres the deep pool of thoughts? Im waiting...
I am just gunna sit back and enjoy you guys now:-)
ted that was really freaky today with that kid. I probably need to call our neighborhood organization and see if it was legit
Ok Im really concerned that if I get to come I will have to be the mature responsible one.
//so Matty...wheres the deep pool of thoughts? Im waiting... //
we dont want that TEX NO NO NO AND MORE NO!
Tex, you know how you hear people talking up a movie? They'll tell you how awesome it was, and that it was so great, and it had you guessing right until the end. Then you see it and go, That sucked! Well, I'm afraid that's what you'll think of my so-called "deep thoughts."
Did Grandpa fall asleep?
WAKE UP BUB!
Tex, I kid you not: this boy makes my mind tired sometimes. He can go deeper than Ortiz in the bottom of the 9th.
//ted that was really freaky today with that kid. I probably need to call our neighborhood organization and see if it was legit//
hey i am like that too:) okay that was a joke at least I hope!
Ted and Tex have secrets Ted and Tex have secrets!
aw shucks matt....i dont think...movies are a dime a dozen....but The Dalton Boys are One of a Kind :)
okay I gotta go to bed soon before I scare myself:D
Tex, it freaked me out and I'm in NC.
Scott, don't be blowing your horn like that: you know you'll be wearing the lampshade with me while Matt keeps us in line. Quit trying to fool the folks here.
Veggie burger, go deep man. You underestimate yourself!
\\Ted and Tex have secrets Ted and Tex have secrets! //
scottie now you're sounding like kaylee
and if you get to come to Camden...we'll put Ted in charge
Girls I am going to have a blog that you will have to have a password to get on. And I will tell you tales about mutt and jeff that will make you howl!
Alright, I warned you all. Tree Newt is going off the high dive in the deep end tonight. You were warned.
will it be a triple decker bellyflopper??
Wooo HOOOOO Scotties gettin a blog Scotties gettin a blog!!
Oh no, say it ain't so!!! Not Scotty! We'll never get anything productive done!
ok kids...I gotta hit the hay...gonna do the power walk around the lake..then gotta work...then shop for shoes...do my income tax...I KNOW I KNOW....see ya tomorrow...Gametime
MAtt go for it! You are deep you have almost had me convert to a Baha'i hindu Islamic wiccian christian from just one conversation!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Tex people who don't file till this weekend must have to pay!! You make too much money.
Scott has a blog:
::looks up and waits to spot asteroid that is going to strike the earth::
Night Tex!
And goodnight Oat Meal and Bubba:
The zoo wore me OUT.
Wait a minute!! I'm still up, and you two are calling it quits?! NO MORE DOGGING OATMEAL FOR GOING TO BE EARLY!!!
BOO Oatmeal!
Hey Bacon grease,
The deep end of the pool is now open for swimming.
And y'all can't go to bed! We're only 22 shy of 200 posts!!!!!
New post Veggie Burger.
I can't believe we're letting this one die at 180 posts. You bunch of nancies!
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