Going Deep

Dear God?

It's me.

Ted.

See those three beautiful children in that picture? You know I love 'em. And wouldn't take a billion dollars for them.

But if the Red Sox are going to have one of those "bridge" years could you see if you could help me by making Ciera NOT a teenager, Rakes suddenly lose the whole Mel Tillis stammering thing and put a light bulb in Trot's head about what a toilet is actually for?

And while you're at it, that whole "Me turning 40" in 5 days?

Not really excited about it, just to be totally honest.

I'd trade it all for a 10 game winning streak though.

Thanks for listening,

Ted

P.S. I read where you never give us more than we can handle. I think you have a higher opinion of me than I really deserve.

If that kid pees on the floor one more time I'm fairly certain I'm gonna be meeting Nurse Ratchet in a matter of days.