It's the End of the World as we know it. And I don't feel fine.

They are having to boil water in Boston tonight. Iran is apparently THIS close to obtaining nuclear weapons. Kate Gosslin is a television star, and for some reason television executives continue to give Ryan Seachrest a job.

So it shouldn't surprise me that the Red Sox just finished the weekend getting swept by the Orioles.

But it does.

Throw in the fact I had to listen to Gary Thorne and Jim Palmer the past 3 days and it's a minor miracle I haven't had any bleeding from the ears, unexplained seizures, and my head hasn't spun around 3 times REALLY fast.

We're a month into the regular season, the Red Sox are 11-14 and the Yankees and the Rays are on a serious roll. Yes, it's early. And yes, I will continue to Keep the Fair.

But a 10 game winning streak, with a few donnybrooks and some 5 HR games mixed in sure wouldn't hurt.