Que Pasa, Amigo

Beckett kills me.

Apparently Brad Penny introduced new relief pitcher Takashi Saito to Papelbon and told him Saito was Korean while Saito hollered "I'm Japanese!" I can't express how much I wish I could have seen this in person.

Have I mentioned how much I love the fact the Red Sox remind me of the fraternity "Delta Tau Chi" from Animal House while the Yankees resemble "Omega Theta Pi" from the same movie? How much do you want to bet the Yankees have the stock market channel on in the clubhouse while Papelbon and Pedie fight over whether they watch "Sponge Bob" or "Real Housewives of Atlanta"?

Lastly, a video of professional athletes basically having a catch shouldn't make me this happy.

Yet it does.

Welcome back, Baseball.

I've missed you.