This is the face I see in my nightmares, peeing on everything in sight, punching his brother in the marbles (suddenly it's their new favorite thing to do to each other, their sister, and I'm guessing the mail man if they ever catch him in a weak moment), and destroying the toy closet in under 3 minutes.Then I wake up, it's 6 a.m. , and he's standing next to my bed asking if he can have some cheese.
Usually this happens after a particularly bad night by the Sox.
It's the 7th inning and they are losing 9-1.
Think I'll save myself some time and just put the cheese on my nightstand so I can at least stay in the bed in the morning.
4 comments:
I dont know why you dont just buy a mini frig to put into his room...stock it with cheese and mt dew...and attach a urinal on the side
That is a good idea except the urinal would just be a waste; he wouldn't use it.
it won't be long before he starts asking for beer and hookers -
Jeez, BB. Like I don't have enough to worry about.....
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