Wednesday, March 14, 2012

All I'm Missing Is A Ring of Fire

Today we learned a very important lesson; no matter how good a dog has been about leaving food on your plate alone or passively watch while you make a sandwich for lunch or just sit and look at you while you put out food for dinner on the counter you never do one important thing.

Leave an apple pie out on the counter while you go outside to talk to the neighbor. 'Cause that sucker is going to be GONE.

Thank God it wasn't chocolate or I'd be feeding this dog medicine to make it throw up while I held his head in my hands.

So, to clarify I now have a teenage daughter who I'm pretty sure swiveled her head 360 degrees the other night, an 8 year old who occasionally stammers like Mel Tillis, a 5 year old with alopecia and a propensity for public urination, a wife working full time and taking her Master's Degree classes online and a dog with a craving for apple pie and Opening Day is about 2 weeks away.

I gotta be out of my ever loving mind.


HorshamScouse said...

Don't you ever watch the Cartoon Channel? Every second one features a dog eating an apple pie off a kitchen table or a window ledge.

Ted D said...

Scouser, my life is a cartoon.