I'm experiencing what "real" writers call writers block, so just a few random questions and comments tonight.
Like, why is the man in this picture going to play RF for Cleveland this year, when the guy we signed for $70 million has been his virtual clone the last 3 years?
Why does your wife get mad when she uses a new recipe for dinner and ask you if you like it, but you say "It's not my favorite"?
When your 3 year old utters these words: "Do I still have my diaper on?" Get his Mom. STAT.
When the house is so quiet you hear crickets chirping, find said 3 year old ASAP. Be prepared for anything.
When your 10 month old is learning to walk, DO NOT make any sudden movements: if you do, very LOUD crying will soon follow.
Why do they call where you park your car a driveway, and where you drive your car a parkway?
If you ask you 8 year old daughter how her day went, be prepared for the verbal equivalent of "War and Peace".
Finally, Don't ever reveal to your family members you have a blog. They COMPLETELY take over!
11 comments:
Im sgalg gthey did a ted. I likee ayour fajmly
Uh, Tex? Have you been drinking?
Translation: I'm glad they did Ted. I like your family.
I think!
I believe that is Texas talk for its 5:00 somewhere!Back to my question on Drew.Why is he not listed as a springtrainig fielder? I have found a good 19 hr drive in the car breaks a good block of any kind!
Morning Ted...I'm lucid. Have you even read War and Peace? :)
Tex, what is War and Peace? :)
So many questions, some of them with valid answers! Thanks for the smiles....
tex that sounds like the name of a divorce attorney firm!
Scott, that would be:
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
::car crash sound effect for bad joke inserted here::
feeling alittle tired tonight Ted...too many of those weakwaters last night
You? Nah, you were FINE!
Hey Ted:
Great stuff--and enjoy "the war and peace"--there will come a day in the not too distant future when your lovely 8 year old will turn into a cranky teenager, and getting her to say "hello" will be like pulling teeth..LOL
Its not writers block you have--its the fact that we are at 7 days to Pitchers and Catchers and there is NOTHING to write about...:-)
Go Sox!
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