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Monday, December 14, 2009

Seperated at Birth and $85 Million

If you believe what's being reported (it's on the Internet, so it's GOT to be true, right?) you're looking at the Red Sox new $85 million over 5 years pitcher John Lackey. He's 102-71 with a sub 4.00 era over the last eight years with the Angels, he's a bull dog who cursed his manager out when he had to come out of a playoff game last year, and combined with Josh Beckett may set the world record for F Bombs dropped by a duo in a single year, previously held by Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx.

Commander, Lester, Daisuke, Wake/Clay, and Lackey as your starting rotation?

I'm so freaking happy I can even forget he looks just like Marty McFly's mortal enemy.

7 comments:

fla beck said...

Like I said,I'm working out my Lackey issues! I think our pitching will be FRIGHTENING this season!

HorshamScouse said...

We can't have Biff and Boof on the same team. Need to offload Boof somewhere.

Ted D said...

Becky, it's stout the way it's looking right now. Wonder if they'll move someone.....

Scouser, how can you not love a guy named Boof?

Sam Jackson's Lovechild said...

"and combined with Josh Beckett may set the world record for F Bombs dropped by a duo in a single year, previously held by josh blue and his adopted father."

/fixed.

Ted D said...

Heh.

Nichole M said...

Being blessed enough to have seen many Angels home games this year, Lackey is a pleasure to watch. Except when he plays against your team. Which won't happen anymore. Thank GOD.

But I'll miss the potential for fights.

Ted D said...

Nichole, he's a bulldog. And the potential for fights just shifts a little to our side. ;)