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Monday, June 20, 2011

Do they still do Lobotomies? And not for him; for Me?

Maybe the fact he's standing 2 feet away from a 48 inch tv at my parents house helps explain it, but while we were at the pool today Trot had to go to the bathroom.

So he did.

On the concrete.

4 feet away from the bathroom door.

As I was pouring water on the area he defiled and yelling my head off at him I was also pontificating on why he does these things. He KNOWS where the bathroom is, has been potty trained for around 2 years now, and by now should realize how serious the situation is by the color of my ears, sort of like the now defunct Homeland Security Terror designations.

I think by the end of my rant he realized we were at Defcon 5 with really nowhere else to go.

Thankfully I didn't have my Mom's blood pressure machine close by at the time 'cause I'm fairly certain I would have broken it.

Ang has 25 more months of Masters classes to take before it's all over.

If you are a betting sort of person, go to Vegas and take the over on me not making it 'til the end.

7 comments:

Tex said...

Awwwwwww he just couldn't hold it

BB said...

being able to pee on the concrete 4' from the bathroom door is one of the 1,000,006 reasons I was born a man.

Ted D said...

BB, we've already closed the pool down once. We do it again and my neighbors may vote me off the island.

Tex said...

wait....you live on an ISLAND????

Ted D said...

Feels like it at times, Tex.

Rich in the Garage said...

Technically I live on an island.


capture is butt hot. Thank you.

Ted D said...

What are you talking about, Jr?