Monday, July 20, 2009

Happy 21st Birthday, Darlin'

Happy Birthday, Ang.

Thanks for putting up with a husband who has OCD and is obsessed with the Red Sox, a daughter in the throes of puberty and a obsession with Miley Cyrus, and 2 boys who have peed, pooped, flipped, flopped, jumped, and cartwheeled over every square inch of our home, garage, front yard, back yard, and foyer at church over the past 5 years.

Oh yeah? Getting a job teaching f0r next year?

You just took 7.5 years off my life. While I realize that wasn't the intent, I still gotta give you props.

And not for nothing? I love you today more than I did 17 years ago.

Another plus? You're still the prettiest girl in the room.

Bar none.

Sorry I couldn't make today the best day ever, but I did get to spend it with you.

So in the end it sort of was the best day ever.

At least for me.


~**Dawn**~ said...

Aww! See that, Ted? You give me hope that good guys really do exist out there *somewhere*! Happy birthday, Ang!

Ted D said...

I just got lucky, Dawn. ;)

Rich in the garage said...


I wish you had pitched better last night ya bum.

Ted D said...

I'm 43, Jr. What do you want from me?

Stacy said...

I think you mean Ang had ADDED 7.5 years to your life. :)

Happy Birthday to a great sister in law. You married well, little brother.

Ted D said...

You're correct, Stacy. I'm still in shock over the job. And yes I did.

Sean S. said...

Just another red sox choke...nothing unusual. Just another day the Yankees are in first place...nothing unusual...Just another second place finish for Boston...nothing unusual. Just another day Boston fans are crying...nothing unusual.

Ted D said...

You spam me on a post about my wife? Dude, you are an ever loving idiot.

But thanks for making my hit counts look good! It's a LONG season; and let me know when the Yankees actually win a game against the Red Sox this year.

8-0, moron. 8-0.