Friday, July 3, 2009

I've got a new verse for "Butterfly Kisses".

Ever since Ciera left me for 5 days to go to church camp, the Red Sox have gone 1-1 in July, I've developed a stomach issue that resembles Motozuma's Revenge in many ways, developed a sty in my left eye, and North Korea has test fired missiles over Japan.


I think not.

This is just one more nail in the coffin of proof that she is destined to spend her life living with me and Ang and never to marry.

That's my story.

And as God is my witness I'm sticking to it.


HorshamScouse said...

Psychosomatic losses to the Mariners are the suck.

Montezuma's revenge is worse. :)

Ted D said...

Word, Scouser.

Hope all is well with you. Any word on the work visa yet?

Tree Newt said...

Bro, I'm not looking forward to it. But it's coming. Good luck convincing Ciera. Let me know how it goes.

Ted D said...

It won't go well, Mattie.

And I'm winging it as usual.

So take it for what you will.

HorshamScouse said...

Getting mixed signals about a visa extension. I've started lightening the load, selling stuff on TradeMe, so I don't end up shipping junk halfway round the world :(

Ted D said...

John, that sucks my friend. Hope it all comes together for you. Worse case scenario you can come over here and be Mr. French to Ren and Stimpy.

Tex said...

I got a feeling that Ciera will be fine....I'm sure in the back of her head she has 'a list' of traits those boys have to live up to.

Ted D said...

She'll be fine, Tex. It's ME I'm worried about.

Rich in the garage said...

And cousin junior wields a mighty
.40 for any man who dares disrespect her.

"Junior has guns and no one will miss you"

I can get it printed on a business card if you'd give out to any prospective boys who may show up.

Stacy said...

Wait until she's a teenager and wants to spend ALL her time with her friends. And even though they're her church friends and you know she's doing the right things, it still makes you sad that your child would rather be with her friends.

Oh, wait....that's me. :(

Ted D said...

Jr, that sounds like a plan. Make sure you put a picture of you after you had your wisdom teeth removed. For dramatic presentation purposes.

Hugs, Stacy. And you can watch the terrors anytime. ;)