A Request for Crabby

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Dear Crab Cakes,

Papi is scuffling and riding the pine tonight, Youk and The Beard are on the DL, and Pedie, even though he is the Amazing Munchkin can only do so much.

The boys are tired, 3,000 miles from home, and are in the midst of a 6 game road trip and coming off a punch to the gibleys loss to the Angels yesterday.

You are back home in the Pacific Northwest in front of family and friends playing a team that just came off a 1-7 road trip with a pitcher going for them whose 1-4 with an era that resembles the tab that the SG crowd is going to run up at the Palooza this weekend.

So if it's not too much to ask, can you come out firing beads with hairy cheese or whatever it is that Eck is talking about when he's in the booth?

Thanks,

Ted

P.S. Give Papi a hug for me and tell him it'll all be OK.