Tonight at church, Rakes had this conversation with his teacher, Shannon:
Rakes: Miss Dannon, BERE is my underbear?
Miss Shannon: What?
Rakes: Me not have any underbear on: bere is it?
Yep: that's my boy. Going commando while at church.
I was wondering why he kept checking himself every 15 seconds before they left tonight: seems as if Rakes had an accident before nap time, and Ang just put his diaper on without putting his underwear outside the diaper.
Part of his "chores" is to take his diaper off after nap time and throw it away, and he can then just pull his underwear up and be on his merry, psychotic way. It works really well, except for when he forgets to put on underwear and doesn't think to tell us.
I'm just glad he didn't drop trou in class: public indecency before the age of 4 is NOT something you want on your record.
As for the Sox: tonight was a good night. Before the 1st inning was over, it was 5-0 Sox, and by the 3rd it was 7-0, thanks to a lead off HR by JD, a Coco 3 run shot after they walked Tek intentionally to pitch to him, and a 2 run shot by Big Papi. Manny added a solo shot in the 7th to make it 8-0.
I thought Tavarez may come out for the bottom of the 3rd sans pants, but thankfully, he was in full uniform, pitching his best game of the season. A Hinske HR, and it's 11-0 by the time the end of the 9th rolls around.
GREAT game and a huge win going into the off day: the Padres and Mariners come next, along with 10:00 pm EST starts. I'm just glad the first 2 Padre games fall on the weekend: going to work on 4 hours sleep = unproductive Ted.
In honor of the series win, I'm considering going commando myself tomorrow: if only to help Rakes not feel so bad. I'll let you know how it turns out.
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