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Sunday, April 10, 2011

He's Josh Beckett. And You're Not.

*Image courtesy of Kelly O and www.sittingstill.net*

8 innings.

No runs.

1 walk, although that was due to him hitting Russell Martin which really shouldn't count as a walk but a public service.

10 K's.

If he wasn't married I'd half-way expect him to walk up to Jeter's girlfriend, grab her by the hand, and tell Captain Intangible's he'd see her in the morning.

Keep polishing those pennies, Jr.

I'm still in it.

7 comments:

Matty said...

I watched the game. Quite a performance.

Tex said...

somehow I think Rich is rolling those pennies now. And Beckett is stretched out in his bed lying next to Mrs. Beckett watching Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Sam Jackson's Lovechild said...

"If he wasn't married I'd half-way expect him to walk up to Jeter's girlfriend, grab her by the hand, and tell Captain Intangible's he'd see her in the morning."

as it happens, tek took swisher's ex and got engaged last night

Ted D said...

Matty, he was on top of his game last night. Tex, he'd better be. And JB, I didn't see the thing about Swisher's ex until this morning; somewhere, the Dos Equis guy is smiling.

Tex said...

Writer's block sort of melts away from me after that performance. I'm liking Sunday Beckett

Sam Jackson's Lovechild said...

i would have loved to hear tek's chatter during the swisher's at-bats

"dude...3 inches? that's it?"
*STRIKE 1!*
"Youe ex says she appreciates guys who can last longer than 1 minute"
*STRIKE 2!*
"which is longer than this at bat is gonna last"
*STRIKE 3!"

Ted D said...

You both need help. JB, you a tad more than Tex.