This is a fake tree/bush in our foyer. Nothing special about it, just a piece of greenery Ang bought to fill a hole and make the room look, I don't know, green. I only bring it up because of this:
Trot peed in it today.
No particular reason; his Mom (I'm sure with extreme calm; I was at work so I'm just guessing.) asked him why and his response?
"I thought it needed to be watered".
This next picture will show the tree/bush and it's proximity to the nearest bathroom.
That's the bathroom on the left.
TWO FEET AWAY.
Do they sell Zanax over the counter?