Forget the phrase "I'm just looking."
Or "I pooped in my pants, Dad."
And especially this from Ciera: "I think Clay is really cute, Dad!"
Regular season baseball is just around the corner. Followed closely by me, wide awake at midnight during some game between the Sox and the Blue Jays cursing at my tv and wondering where Cito Gaston has been during the last 14 years.
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